Tales and Traverses of An Ingenious Paradox
Tips, tricks and musings of an American Nerd in England (and also elsewhere sometimes).
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Did this with a few other marvelous girls for Uni.
Some things I wish I knew.
Enjoy :)
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WOW MUSICAL COOKIE MONKEYS
WTF British Commercials
NUMBER 2
This one brings us singing, tap-dancing monkeys who are also cookies. Dammit, jammie dodgers, you’ve got a brilliant marketing team.
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WTF British Commercials of amazingness :)
NUMBER 3
This one is cats…
with thumbs.
Tim Curry Narrates
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Excellent WTF British Commercials:
NUMBER 4:
This is a realistic reimagining of the three little pigs’ fairy tale in modern times. Featuring: riot police. Very cool newspaper advert.
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My favorite WTF BRITISH COMMERCIALS:
NUMBER 5
This one involves a man-woman acting like an heiress with a naked-ass shot. What it has to do with pot noodle, I…don’t..know.
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1. Go to a grocery store and pretend to be British.
Grocer: Hullo.
Me:
Grocer: That’s 5.49.
Me: Sorry, I’ve only got a 20.
Grocer:
Me:
Grocer: Need a bag?
Me: Nope, I’ve already got one.
And then I Walk away
…With my swag on.
2. Call a Scot British.
On second thought. Don’t do this. Don’t.
Don’t.
Don’t.
3. Ask a Brit to imitate an American accent,
then laugh and laugh
I’m gonna miss that.
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Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
Asked by Anonymous
Hm. No. Have not yet heard of this. Details?
Also, do I know you? Are you a human being? Or a robot.
I’m gonna go with robot. As I understand it, I’m the only human being on the internet.
Right?
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Today, I was told an amazing fact. DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT AN ADVERTISEMENT.
I am poor. That’s not the fact, that’s just A fact. But because I’m poor, I’ve gotta be careful with spending and guess freakin’ what?!
Apparently across Britain, you can get a FREE McFlurry or a FREE cheeseburger with your student card at McDonalds.
INFINITE FOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!
My ethics are tellin’ me no.
but my body…
MY BODY IS TELLING ME YEA-A-AH!
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Everybody knows the brits love their fried fish ‘n’ chips,
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but you might not know about their obsession with
1) “BANOFFEE”
Banana. And. Toffee.
It comes in the form of: Coffee, pie, cake, bread, milkshake/milk
At first I was all:
Then I was all:
Except not this:
2. Also MILKSHAKES ARE NOT MILKSHAKES:
DO NOT BE FOOLED. IT IS FLAVOURED MILK. None of the thick beautiful sugary awesomeness of icecream, creamy milkshakes that normally make up that all-too-delicious drink. Milkshakes are literally milk that you shake. I think the Brits are just being too literal about this one. Or maybe the Americans are just being too fat about this one.
No. It’s the brits that are wrong. MORE ICE-CREAM IN MY MILK PLEASE. ACTUALLY, LET’S JUST LEAVE THE MILK.
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THIS is what Copenhagen sounds like:
around every corner, on every instrument someone or someones were playing this…
you don’t need to understand what he’s saying to feel what he’s feeling.
